3/2011
 

“Scott, ya gotta help me.”

“Nope you are on your own little brother.”

“Didn’t ya always tell me ‘You are the older, smarter, and better looking brother’?  So help me.”

“Yes, Johnny my boy, that I am.  But I am not going to help you.”

“Yeah, but if the Widow Hargis gets her hands on me…”

“Well let that be a lesson to never steal.”

“I couldn’t help it Scott.  It just smelled so good.”

“That is not an excuse.  You need to apologize to the Widow.”

“Okay.  Okay, but will you watch my back?  Sure hope she doesn’t have a wooden spoon.”